Stingy Much?

Well, this one came out of nowhere...

7th Grade Student: I'm a semi-semitic...I don't hate them, they're just money hoarders...

I had no response for this one.

Trick Question

So, today we were talking about the requirements to be President of the United States. I mentioned that my wife was born on a U. S. Army base in Germany. I also said that her dad was a colonel in the army. This prompted this question from a student:

7th grade student: Mr. H, are you afraid of your wife's husband?