Here are a few of my favorites from my first two years of teaching:
Middle School Soccer Player: Coach Harvard, is that a TomTom?
Coach Harvard: Yes
Middle School Soccer Player: My uncle's drug dealer has one of those.
Coach Harvard: That's just great.
Different Middle School Soccer Player: Coach, can we not practice outside today?
Coach Harvard: Why?
Different Middle School Soccer Player: It's cold and I don't want to catch amnesia.
Coach Harvard: You've gotta be kidding me.
That first one had to be when we worked together. I think I had that kid!
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