I've got two stories today. Enjoy!
Mr. H: President Obama has an African father and a white mother. He's just as much white as he is black.
7th Grade Student: No he's not! He's 50/50!
During 6th period today, I noticed a student slowly taking out his earbuds and put them in his ears. I watched him for a bit, wondering what he was doing since the headphones weren't connected to anything. I saw that he had placed the connection end to his chest. This prompted me to ask the following:
Mr. H: What are you doing?
7th Grade Student: I'm listening to my heart!
Mr. H: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA