Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Turtle Painter

From the geography teacher, Mr. Poop:

7th Grade Student: Mr. Poop, how did a turtle paint the Sistine Chapel?

Mr.Poop: What?

7th Grade Student: They said he had to lay on his back to paint it. That kills a turtle.

Mr. Poop: No it doesn't and a turtle didn't paint the Sistine Chapel. It was Michelangelo.

7th Grade Student: Well why did his parents name him after a Ninja Turtle?

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