So we had some bad weather in the area today, and I reminded my kids what we do for a tornado drill...
Mr. H: There's some bad weather in the valley today, so if there's a tornado warning, we go in the hall and sit facing the wall.
7th Grade Student: Mr. H, you know how where we live, they call it the Tennessee valley and the heart of the valley?
Mr. H: Yes...
7th Grade Student: Where's the hidden valley?
Mr. H: Really?
7th Grade Student: That's not a real place, is it?
Mr. H: No.