While in class yesterday, a student got the wild hair to put chalk dust from the chalk tray on his face.
Mr. H: Why did you put chalk on your face?
7th Grader: I wanted to look like a football player.
(I now feel compelled to tell you that this student is male, about 4 feet tall, and weighs in at about 75 pounds.)
Mr. H: Ok, I guess.
7th Grader: Mr. H, is this chalk permanent?