Today's first story comes from Mrs. Birday...science teacher at the school. While talking about the digestive system in class, the following mental giants spoke up:
7th Grader: Mrs. Birday, can you throw up a baby?
Another 7th Grader: Mrs. Birday, can you take a shower when you're pregnant...cause your water can break.
A 7th grader had a moment of genious in my room today, too:
7th Grader: Mr. H, George Washington and George Bush...those are two different people, right?