I've got a good one from a different teacher this time...her name will be Mrs. Moneybags. She was in class explaining that one of her daughters is pregnant with twins, and that's where we pick up:
Mrs. Moneybags: My daughter is pregnant with twins.
7th grade student: Does she have to eat baby food to feed the babies?
Mrs. Moneybags: (I'm paraphrasing) hahahahahahahahahaha.