So, if you didn't know, I coach a high school soccer team. Today, after our game, we visited a local McRestaurant. The workers did a great job of handling 30 high schoolers and had us out in no time. When we were walking out, the manager decided to get a little cocky:
McManager: I cleared all of my tickets.
Coach H: Yeah, you guys are really efficient.
Spanish Soccer Player: Oh yeah, try doing that AND serve chips and salsa.
Coach H: Ole!